The Beige Jumper Test
On guitars, wool, and the weather that shapes us
I played a Yamaha guitar today.
The acoustic equivalent of a well‑made beige jumper.
Solid. Reliable. No surprises… And sadly - no stories spun into the wool.
I picked up a budget Taylor.
A jumper with a colourful knitted pattern on the front, tight rib cuffs.
A bit of flair. A bit of “designed for comfort and optimism.”
Still mass‑produced, but with a smile knitted in.
Me…
I’m wearing 100% Irish wool, knitted in Mayo.
A blue marl hooker‑skipper’s sweater: 1×1 rib, plain neck and cuffs that roll up…practical, weather‑ready… paired with a blue duffel coat.
That’s not just clothing.
That’s identity, heritage, and purpose.
It’s the opposite of beige.
It’s the opposite of mass‑produced optimism.
It’s lived‑in, local, functional, and quietly expressive.
…And here’s the lovely thing: my guitars mirror my knitwear.
They’re not beige… not patterned for effect.
They’re built for weather, story, and work.
Today, I will be playing mainly Irish wool,
whilst I watch the sea tell me why.